I had a really rotten day with my kids today. Then someone sent me this....PERFECT!!!!
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
'May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, ' No .'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?'
' Yes '
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman .. '
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,
' The search team just landed a helicopter '
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
' ME . '
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Too Funny!!
Posted by Mom to 5...Daughter of the King at 7:34 PM 6 comments
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Josiah and Grace
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Posted by Mom to 5...Daughter of the King at 7:54 AM 2 comments
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Josiah's eye and first days of school 2009
It is hard to see, but Josiah has 5 stitches in his left eyebrow from falling down the stairs. Lots of bruises, too. The stitches come out tomorrow morning.
Posted by Mom to 5...Daughter of the King at 5:43 PM 6 comments
Labels: First day of school
Saturday, August 15, 2009
I think
Posted by Mom to 5...Daughter of the King at 4:10 PM 7 comments
Labels: Conversations with Charis
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Kindergarten Camp
Charis and Josiah went to Kindergarten Camp today. It is a great opportunity for the incoming Kindergartners to come in for a few 1/2 days and get to know the building, the teachers, etc without the big kids being there.
Afterwards I asked what they did. And Charis put her hands on her nonexistent hips and said, "Well, we DIDN'T camp!!"
Posted by Mom to 5...Daughter of the King at 11:13 AM 5 comments
Labels: Conversations with Charis