Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Too Funny!!

I had a really rotten day with my kids today. Then someone sent me this....PERFECT!!!!

The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.

'May I talk with him?'

The child whispered, ' No .'

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?'

' Yes '

'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No '

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

' Yes , ' whispered the child, ' a policeman .. '

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

' No, he's busy , ' whispered the child.

'Busy doing what?'

' Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the Fireman , ' came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered,

' The search team just landed a helicopter '

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle...
' ME . '


KK said...

I got grounded once when I was like 7 for playing in my closet! Evidently my parents called me for dinner and I didn't hear them. They went all over the neighborhood to my friends houses thinking I was kidnapped! Meanwhile I was playing with barbies. When I walked out, I was in so much trouble and didn't have a clue why!

Andrea said...

That is too funny!

Our 7 Blessings from God said...

OH, MY!! That is HILARIOUS!!!!

erin richardson said...


rednk-n-eurp said...

Hey, if it's any consolation, we had a pretty rough morning yesterday too. Hard to not let a bad morning shape the day.

Sarah said...

The smile I needed today! Thank you sweet one. It's a delight to meet you.

Blessings from this missionary mommy,
Sarah Dawn